| cleveland's newest ham? |
[May. 7th, 2008|10:32] |
 Took elements 2 & 3 last night... got 35/35 on both.
Just waiting on my shiny, new General class license to come in the mail =) |
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| decisions, decisions |
[Apr. 29th, 2008|12:19] |
 Jokes about hookers aside... I'm on the fence as to how to spend my stimulus money. It's definitely getting spent, our bills are current and although gas/food prices suck, we're not in the poor house...
Amy really doesn't want another gun in the house, but as my friend Mike pointed out, she really didn't want me to get a tattoo, either...
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| how to really stimulate the economy |
[Apr. 28th, 2008|15:13] |
 $600 worth of hookers and booze.
ETA: My wife points out that booze is a depressant, and hookers can be depressing. She suggests meth & laxatives. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|11:14] |
 Not as easy as you might think. Remember: one word answers.
1. Where is your mobile phone? belt 2. Your significant other? fun 3. Your hair? growing 4. Your mother? tired 5. Your father? quiet 6. Your favorite thing? life 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? water 9. Your dream/goal? freedom 10. The room you're in? cubicle 11. Your ex? married 12. Your fear? downfall 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? grown-up 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? scared 16. Muffins? chocolate? 17. One of your wish list items? rifle 18. Where you grew up? cleveland 19. The last thing you did? lunch 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. Your TV? 42" 22. Your pets? pussies 23. Your computer? running 24. Your life? fun 25. Your mood? irritated 26. Missing someone? yep 27. Your car? fast 28. Something you're not wearing? watch 29. Favorite Store? huh? 30. Your summer? coming 31. Like someone? yep 32. Your favorite color? blue 33. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday 34. Last time you cried? dunno |
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| first ink |
[Apr. 25th, 2008|22:16] |
 not more than 2 hours old... this is on my left forearm, just below the elbow and measures nearly 2.5" wide
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| let me see if i got this right... |
[Apr. 25th, 2008|14:45] |
The oil refinery that provides 40% of gasoline for all of Brittan has its own private power. The power workers are going on strike tomorrow, meaning the refinery shuts down tonight.
The pipeline that not only feeds the refinery (200,000 barrels/day) but also outputs an additional 500,000 barrels per day is shutting down as well.
Four pipelines in Nigeria have been blown up in the past week. The most recent of the four happened today.
Also, U.S. military contractors fired on Iranian ships this morning.
Right???
$3/barrel rise in crude prices so far today |
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direct frim ticom |
[Apr. 24th, 2008|10:58] |
  Radio Shack PRO-84 Scanner for $30. This is a more recent version of the PRO-83 that I've mentioned extensively on this blog.
As the decline accelerates and the mass media becomes even more of an establishment mouthpiece, you will need alternative means of news collection. Police scanners are one of the more effective means of doing so. |
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| New, unpolished |
[Apr. 21st, 2008|17:42] |
 http://gosoldiers.org
In response to this postsecret
And this email:
-----Email Message----- Sent: Monday, April 21, 2008 12:15 AM Subject: Bootcamp
I know there is no way for you to give us the return address (if there even is one) since this is an anonymous site, but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in making a blog for the person who sent in that secret?
http://gosoldiers.org |
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[Apr. 16th, 2008|12:14] |
Your Score: the Shock Jock
(52% dark, 57% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)
your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also
sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this
world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things
trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
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| (no offense, leslie) |
[Apr. 11th, 2008|11:51] |
 (11:45:45 AM) whysyn: O (11:45:46 AM) whysyn: M (11:45:47 AM) whysyn: F (11:45:47 AM) whysyn: G (11:45:49 AM) whysyn: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=547917&in_page_id=1773 (11:45:53 AM) whysyn: why is this news? (11:46:25 AM) whysyn: and the most fucked up part, people aren't asking why do we care... they are arguing over whether it's a bunion or a corn (11:46:30 AM) whysyn: FUCK (11:46:58 AM) pirateanon: because people like you read it? (11:47:53 AM) whysyn: dammit man, i only read it because i saw blogs going off about how it's not a bunion (11:48:06 AM) pirateanon: rofl |
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| excellent quote |
[Apr. 1st, 2008|14:44] |
 Buff Says: You owe no allegiance to a country that has abandoned your principles. Remember that. Act accordingly. Protect yourself and the people you love. That's where your allegiance should lie now. When you recognize that, you'll lose the shackles. |
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| Valentine's Day |
[Feb. 11th, 2008|15:19] |
 I never made a big deal of it, but I'm deciding to do one of those random-acts-of-kindness pay-it-forward type of things.
Comments are screened. The first person or two to post their name & address will get a Valentine's Day bouquet sent to them.
No strings attached, just to brighten your day a little.
EDIT: Two bouquets sent, to total strangers. I hope they enjoy the flowers, and I hope anybody reading this might be inspired to do something nice for somebody "just because." |
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| i'll stop posting these now |
[Jan. 31st, 2008|14:01] |
 I think this is my best yet:
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| i can't decide... |
[Jan. 31st, 2008|12:33] |
 Which do you like better?
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| WGA |
[Jan. 24th, 2008|13:32] |
 So if the writers are on strike... how do we still have the nightly news? |
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| Quote of the Day |
[Jan. 8th, 2008|11:51] |
 Sometimes, rummaging about the underbelly of the internet turns up a gem...
"Nixon's idea of a good joke was a paraplegic who couldn't reach high enough to vote Democratic" ~Hunter Thompson |
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| New photos (finally, I know...) |
[Jan. 2nd, 2008|15:34] |
 I know, I know... it took me waaaay to long to get these posted... try having a two month old and let me see how much you get done =)
I'll have to get around to reading what's going on with other people and posting some myself, but life is still a bit upside-down, inside-out and backwards at this point.
New Galleries: Warning: much cuteness ahead
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| flu question |
[Nov. 15th, 2007|14:48] |
 If you receive the flu vaccine, and are then exposed to the virus, will you still be capable of carrying the virus even though your immune system is "prepared" to prevent active infection of yourself?
Even though thiomersal has been removed from most childhood vaccines, is it still included in the 2007-2008 northern hemisphere flu vaccine? What about aluminum?
Is there any evidence so far that the three selected strains were guessed correctly this year?
Please provide links to studies, scientific information, etc.
Thanks! |
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